1 00:00:05,942 --> 00:00:10,195 ... Synced and corrected by ChrisKe ... ... www.addic7ed.com ... 2 00:00:21,633 --> 00:00:24,906 Calculator, check. Business casual barrette, check. 3 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:27,085 Um, has anyone seen my laser pointer? 4 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:29,445 I borrowed it. Gene, look. 5 00:00:29,477 --> 00:00:30,987 Stop it, Louise. Your brother's not a cat. 6 00:00:31,011 --> 00:00:32,277 I got it, I got it! Oh. 7 00:00:32,781 --> 00:00:34,584 - That's my boy. - That was fun. I'm done. 8 00:00:34,609 --> 00:00:36,309 Tina, what's with all the business stuff? 9 00:00:36,377 --> 00:00:38,017 Today's the first day of Tweentrepreneurs, 10 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,479 the Wagstaff small business class. 11 00:00:39,547 --> 00:00:40,613 We all signed up. 12 00:00:40,682 --> 00:00:43,149 Oh, yeah, my little business babies. 13 00:00:43,218 --> 00:00:44,550 Kids form an actual start-up 14 00:00:44,619 --> 00:00:46,552 to design, make and sell our own new product. 15 00:00:46,621 --> 00:00:49,388 We're like Elon Musk... Tina being the muskiest. 16 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,601 Well, I think it's great to learn 17 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:51,702 about being an entrepreneur. 18 00:00:51,726 --> 00:00:52,792 I mean, when I think back 19 00:00:52,817 --> 00:00:53,994 on when we started the restaurant, 20 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:55,205 we didn't have two nickels. 21 00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:56,896 The second one rolled under the fridge. 22 00:00:56,965 --> 00:00:58,931 - You were so mad. - But what we did have 23 00:00:58,967 --> 00:01:01,634 was a promise we made to our customers 24 00:01:01,703 --> 00:01:03,636 - and ourselves... - Oh, boy, here we go. 25 00:01:03,705 --> 00:01:06,139 ... that we'd never compromise on quality. 26 00:01:06,207 --> 00:01:08,841 Never, never, never, never ever. 27 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:10,009 So sometimes, then? 28 00:01:10,078 --> 00:01:11,677 No, Gene, never ever. 29 00:01:11,746 --> 00:01:14,514 Hey, uh, do you guys want me to speak to your class? 30 00:01:14,582 --> 00:01:15,681 - About what? - Oh, Dad. 31 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:18,084 Um, I will definitely put that out there. 32 00:01:18,153 --> 00:01:19,786 - Really? - Uh-huh. 33 00:01:19,854 --> 00:01:22,188 Because it kind of sounds like you're not going to. 34 00:01:22,223 --> 00:01:24,390 - No, it doesn't. - Forget it. 35 00:01:24,425 --> 00:01:25,831 Whew. Oh, thank God. 36 00:01:27,362 --> 00:01:29,328 Entrepreneurship is no walk in the park. 37 00:01:29,397 --> 00:01:31,364 One day you have a thriving Etsy business 38 00:01:31,399 --> 00:01:33,399 selling hand-knitted Doctor Who scarves, 39 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,002 the next, a PBS lawyer sends you a cease and desist letter 40 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:38,070 that practically threatens to break your fingers. 41 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:40,706 PBS will get you, boy. Don't poke that hornet's nest. 42 00:01:40,775 --> 00:01:43,276 Now you will all present ideas and choose one for production. 43 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:45,444 And don't say Melrose Place mats. 44 00:01:45,513 --> 00:01:47,213 That's another long story. 45 00:01:47,282 --> 00:01:49,393 So, then the metal tapers down from the handle 46 00:01:49,417 --> 00:01:50,950 to this end here. 47 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:52,351 I call it the Pointy Pal. 48 00:01:52,387 --> 00:01:54,554 - That's a knife, Louise. - Yeah. 49 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:55,788 This roasted nut recipe 50 00:01:55,857 --> 00:01:57,257 is my own blend of herbs and spices. 51 00:01:57,292 --> 00:01:59,125 It's called Zeke's Hot Nut Sack. 52 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:00,359 What? 53 00:02:00,428 --> 00:02:01,694 You need your asthma medicine, 54 00:02:01,763 --> 00:02:03,163 but you don't want to attract looks. 55 00:02:03,198 --> 00:02:05,264 Solution? Inhaler Hider. 56 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,568 No one will know. 57 00:02:08,636 --> 00:02:10,136 It's a clown nose for horses. 58 00:02:10,205 --> 00:02:11,904 Why should they miss out on all the fun? 59 00:02:11,973 --> 00:02:13,973 One day Zeke wasn't around, and I was bored. 60 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:15,508 - Lonely? - No, more bored. 61 00:02:15,577 --> 00:02:16,709 - Sad? - No. 62 00:02:16,778 --> 00:02:18,110 Anyway, I saw a chunk of wood, 63 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,081 and I thought, "Hey, that's almost as good." 64 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,114 So I made Wood Chuck. 65 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,383 That wood has eyes. I love it. 66 00:02:24,452 --> 00:02:26,819 Is it weird that I kind of want it to like me? 67 00:02:26,888 --> 00:02:29,822 Wooden yet cuddly. Step aside, Josh Hartnett. 68 00:02:29,891 --> 00:02:31,457 Looks like Wood Chucks it is. 69 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,659 Great. Now, as you set up your company, remember, 70 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:35,461 you kids are in charge, not me. 71 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,096 - So like always? - Hmm. 72 00:02:37,131 --> 00:02:38,431 Jimmy Jr. should be president 73 00:02:38,499 --> 00:02:40,486 because he did invent Wood Chuck. 74 00:02:40,511 --> 00:02:42,111 I should be vice president of sales 75 00:02:42,136 --> 00:02:43,781 because people literally cannot say no to me. 76 00:02:43,805 --> 00:02:46,606 - Let me try. N... - Mm-mm. 77 00:02:46,674 --> 00:02:48,641 - Don't do it. - I can't do it. 78 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,076 Hey, I'll be the executive 79 00:02:50,144 --> 00:02:51,777 in charge of sitting on corners of desks, 80 00:02:51,846 --> 00:02:53,613 keeping the mood light. Who needs a nickname? 81 00:02:53,681 --> 00:02:55,615 - How about you, Side Pony? - Hmm. 82 00:02:55,683 --> 00:02:57,116 Doesn't somebody have to make them? 83 00:02:57,185 --> 00:02:59,505 Oh, yeah, you got to saw the wood, sand it, stain it, 84 00:02:59,530 --> 00:03:01,764 stick on the googly eyes just right... 85 00:03:01,789 --> 00:03:03,923 Ew. So you and you and you and you can do that. 86 00:03:03,992 --> 00:03:05,202 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 87 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:07,093 Job well done. I mean, my job. 88 00:03:07,161 --> 00:03:08,728 You guys are just getting started. 89 00:03:09,831 --> 00:03:10,997 Hey, there's a plate 90 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,865 we don't need to wash. Ha! 91 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,468 I mean, we will. We always do. Eventually. 92 00:03:15,536 --> 00:03:18,070 - Everything was so good. - Aw, thank you. 93 00:03:18,139 --> 00:03:19,705 Here you go. No rush. 94 00:03:19,774 --> 00:03:22,008 Uh, excuse me, did you say "no rush"? 95 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,356 Yeah, whenever you're ready, hon. 96 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,645 - Well, then, I guess that would be... - Yeah? 97 00:03:25,713 --> 00:03:27,346 Never! 98 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:29,382 - A dine-and-dasher! Bob! - Oh, my God! 99 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:32,318 - How big a check? - $7.50 plus tip. He liked me. 100 00:03:32,387 --> 00:03:33,664 - There would have been a tip. - That's... 101 00:03:33,688 --> 00:03:35,154 Never mind. I'm gonna get him. 102 00:03:35,223 --> 00:03:36,500 - Go! - Bob's chasing him. 103 00:03:36,524 --> 00:03:38,582 Go, Bob, g... Oh, Bob gave up. 104 00:03:38,808 --> 00:03:40,059 Now he's walking back. 105 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:41,727 Now he's stopping to rest. 106 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,230 He got away. It all happened so fast. 107 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,898 It happened kind of fast. 108 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:47,978 What, I should have caught him? He had a huge head start. 109 00:03:48,002 --> 00:03:50,169 Maybe spend a little less time fooling with your apron. 110 00:03:50,238 --> 00:03:51,671 I can't run with it on, Teddy. 111 00:03:51,739 --> 00:03:53,339 Can't run so good with it off, either. 112 00:03:53,408 --> 00:03:55,675 Well, someone else could have chased him, too, right? 113 00:03:55,743 --> 00:03:57,343 I was busy memorizing his face. 114 00:03:57,412 --> 00:03:59,211 Ooh, what'd you get? I'll make a sketch. 115 00:03:59,247 --> 00:04:01,414 Well, I was startled, so I didn't get much. 116 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:03,316 - Definitely two eyes. - Okay. 117 00:04:03,384 --> 00:04:05,851 - Uh, what about a nose? - Yeah, right in between the eyes 118 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,720 - and down a little. - Yeah, that checks out. 119 00:04:07,755 --> 00:04:08,888 That's the guy I saw, too. 120 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,156 Oh, my God. 121 00:04:11,592 --> 00:04:13,426 Wow, that sawdust really travels back 122 00:04:13,494 --> 00:04:15,027 into the old respiratory system. 123 00:04:15,096 --> 00:04:18,097 But smooth. 124 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:20,032 Yeah, sawdust with a stain chaser. 125 00:04:20,101 --> 00:04:21,767 At least there's no ventilation. 126 00:04:21,836 --> 00:04:23,002 This job stinks. 127 00:04:23,071 --> 00:04:25,705 Each smile I draw is a lie, a damn lie! 128 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:27,434 Well, the first batch is done. 129 00:04:27,459 --> 00:04:29,608 Now it's time to turn these Chucks into bucks. 130 00:04:29,723 --> 00:04:31,690 The real work. 131 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,565 I'll take one. 132 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:36,749 - I want one, too. - You're gonna live with me now. 133 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,218 - Take our money. - You and I are great at this. 134 00:04:39,253 --> 00:04:40,786 I know. 135 00:04:40,855 --> 00:04:43,155 ♪ Wood Chucks making bucks ♪ 136 00:04:43,224 --> 00:04:46,892 ♪ Wood Chucks making bucks ♪ 137 00:04:46,961 --> 00:04:49,528 ♪ We're making Wood Chucks and we're making bucks ♪ 138 00:04:49,597 --> 00:04:51,230 ♪ Making bucks. ♪ 139 00:04:51,265 --> 00:04:53,399 100 Wood Chucks sold. Wow! 140 00:04:53,468 --> 00:04:55,134 And we all worked our B's off. 141 00:04:55,203 --> 00:04:58,104 Yeah, like when Zeke brought in cupcakes for Jocelyn's birthday. 142 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,239 We worked overtime to finish eating them. 143 00:05:00,308 --> 00:05:01,640 Not really. 144 00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:03,387 Hey, are there any Band-Aids over here? 145 00:05:03,411 --> 00:05:05,978 Oh, um, is something going on? 146 00:05:06,047 --> 00:05:07,546 We celebrated all our sales 147 00:05:07,571 --> 00:05:10,137 by investing our profits in a SodaSpurt thingy. 148 00:05:10,162 --> 00:05:12,829 And we didn't want to invite... I mean, um, disturb you guys 149 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,254 'cause you seemed really in the zone just making Wood Chucks. 150 00:05:15,289 --> 00:05:17,256 Do you see spots in the zone? If you do, 151 00:05:17,325 --> 00:05:19,291 - then I'm definitely in the zone. - Quick question. 152 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,504 What's going on... 153 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,228 What... 154 00:05:22,296 --> 00:05:23,662 What... 155 00:05:23,731 --> 00:05:25,998 What... Damn it, Jocelyn! 156 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:27,833 What? I'm trying to make it fizzy. 157 00:05:27,902 --> 00:05:29,635 I was doing my job. 158 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,170 What's with these cubicles? 159 00:05:31,239 --> 00:05:33,172 You literally boxed us in back there. 160 00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:34,774 We tried the open floor plan. 161 00:05:34,842 --> 00:05:36,208 It just wasn't working. 162 00:05:36,244 --> 00:05:38,244 We don't want to get sawdust in our soda. 163 00:05:38,312 --> 00:05:40,346 Okay, it just feels like you're creating a division 164 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:42,070 with these divisions. 165 00:05:42,183 --> 00:05:44,984 I mean, it's nice not having to see Tammy anymore, but... 166 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,064 Oh, I'm sorry, it's hard to hear you from the other room. 167 00:05:48,089 --> 00:05:49,522 I'm so sorry. 168 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:51,490 Boy, I really could use a... 169 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:53,459 Dust mask. 170 00:05:53,528 --> 00:05:55,382 If every other class 171 00:05:55,407 --> 00:05:57,507 wasn't literally worse than a sweatshop, 172 00:05:57,532 --> 00:05:59,031 I'd transfer out of here so fast. 173 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,367 Mr. Frond, do you think we could switch jobs soon? 174 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:03,969 Oh, sure, Tina, we'll just switch jobs. 175 00:06:04,082 --> 00:06:05,381 Like people never get stuck 176 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:07,373 in the same job their whole career. 177 00:06:07,398 --> 00:06:09,498 I'm gonna go talk to those guys. This is ridiculous. 178 00:06:09,711 --> 00:06:12,044 - Can I help you? - I need to see Jimmy Jr. 179 00:06:12,113 --> 00:06:14,713 He's, like, super busy in a meeting or something. 180 00:06:14,782 --> 00:06:17,183 Why don't you tell me what it is, and I will tell him. 181 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,385 Fine. We need dust masks and Band-Aids and gloves 182 00:06:19,454 --> 00:06:21,720 and a timetable on when we'll be switching jobs. 183 00:06:21,789 --> 00:06:24,233 So you're crabby. Did I get it all? 184 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:25,724 Hey! 185 00:06:25,793 --> 00:06:27,359 You bought snacks, too? 186 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,505 No, just chips and chocolate-covered almonds 187 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:31,397 and a second kind of chocolate-covered almonds. 188 00:06:31,466 --> 00:06:33,010 Look, it seems like the sanders and stainers 189 00:06:33,034 --> 00:06:34,211 are doing all the frickin' work 190 00:06:34,235 --> 00:06:35,875 while management sits on their damn butts. 191 00:06:35,903 --> 00:06:38,737 Whoa, whoa, whoa, language. NSFW, girl. 192 00:06:38,806 --> 00:06:40,706 Huh. Maybe Tina has a point. 193 00:06:40,731 --> 00:06:42,641 - We should take turns. - What? Hold up. 194 00:06:42,677 --> 00:06:45,298 - Tina, have an almond. - I don't want an alm... 195 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:47,090 - Mmm. So... - And another. 196 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,347 - Mmm. - One more. 197 00:06:48,427 --> 00:06:49,826 Mmm. Which kind is that? 198 00:06:49,851 --> 00:06:51,050 Let's take a walk. 199 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,119 You are raising some amazing points. 200 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:54,398 I hope someone's writing them down. 201 00:06:54,422 --> 00:06:56,133 - I wrote them down. - Oopsies. Well, there that went. 202 00:06:56,157 --> 00:06:58,968 So, maybe you could keep all your smarty ideas going 203 00:06:58,993 --> 00:07:01,427 as our new sander and stainer relations manager. 204 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,874 - Manager? - Mm-hmm. You'd be in here. 205 00:07:04,899 --> 00:07:06,699 This is kind of nice. 206 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:09,268 Have a seat. The chair is an exercise ball. 207 00:07:09,337 --> 00:07:10,703 Whoa. 208 00:07:10,771 --> 00:07:13,806 - Jocelyn, could you bring us two sodas? - Okay! 209 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,715 Did you just make a buzz sound with your voice? 210 00:07:15,776 --> 00:07:17,710 Mm-hmm, I did. And so can you. 211 00:07:18,846 --> 00:07:19,923 - Feels good, right? - Yeah. 212 00:07:19,947 --> 00:07:21,547 Sodas. 213 00:07:21,582 --> 00:07:23,516 Well, it's what's best for the company, right? 214 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:25,842 Exactly. 215 00:07:27,522 --> 00:07:29,255 - I don't believe it. - Me either. 216 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:32,091 An exercise ball for a desk chair? What's next? 217 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,971 By the way, Rudy, thank you for letting me stand on you. 218 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,904 No problem. 219 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:41,747 And my Scotch tape. And, you know, this cat calendar is mine, 220 00:07:41,772 --> 00:07:42,950 but I think I'm gonna leave it. 221 00:07:42,974 --> 00:07:44,707 Ugh. You're one of them now, Tina. 222 00:07:44,775 --> 00:07:45,875 You're a suit. 223 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,309 And not a fun, frisky suit, 224 00:07:47,378 --> 00:07:48,677 like something Ellen would wear. 225 00:07:48,746 --> 00:07:49,879 Guys, this is a good thing. 226 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,391 I'm gonna be your eyes and ears over there, 227 00:07:51,415 --> 00:07:52,615 looking out for you. 228 00:07:52,683 --> 00:07:54,294 Like, weren't you whining about something, Rudy? 229 00:07:54,318 --> 00:07:56,418 A dust mask. It only sounded like whining 230 00:07:56,487 --> 00:07:58,320 because of my restricted windpipe. 231 00:07:58,389 --> 00:08:01,857 Right, so I guess I'll be going next door now. 232 00:08:01,926 --> 00:08:04,904 Unless, surprise good-bye party? Yes? No? 233 00:08:04,929 --> 00:08:06,629 - You've got to be kidding. - Okay, then. 234 00:08:06,697 --> 00:08:09,164 Let's all stay in touch. You said "mouse pad." 235 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:11,433 - Dust mask! - Right, right, right. 236 00:08:11,469 --> 00:08:13,502 So, in conclusion, we're eating snacks 237 00:08:13,571 --> 00:08:15,204 faster than we're making Wood Chucks. 238 00:08:15,273 --> 00:08:17,172 So, what I hear is we're doing our part. 239 00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:20,009 Yeah, the sanders and stainers got to keep up with us. 240 00:08:20,077 --> 00:08:21,944 Well, if some of us helped out over there... 241 00:08:22,013 --> 00:08:23,245 - Whoa. - Um... -Do what? 242 00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:24,780 - Uh... - I mean, not us. 243 00:08:24,849 --> 00:08:27,016 - Obviously, we're slammed. - So slammed. 244 00:08:27,051 --> 00:08:28,884 Why don't they just make them faster? 245 00:08:28,953 --> 00:08:30,797 How long does it even take to make a dumb Wood Chuck? 246 00:08:30,821 --> 00:08:32,321 Um, like, 20 minutes? 247 00:08:32,356 --> 00:08:34,256 So, if we cut that to ten minutes, 248 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:37,560 instead of one Chuck, they could make... 249 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,930 - Two? - Whoa, math. 250 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,376 I mean, they might have some rough edges, 251 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,677 but it's better than nothing, right? 252 00:08:43,701 --> 00:08:45,279 Yeah, we're all a work in progress, right, J-Ju? 253 00:08:45,303 --> 00:08:46,702 - Get over here, come on. - Aah. 254 00:08:46,771 --> 00:08:49,305 You know, if we cut the ten minutes to... 255 00:08:49,373 --> 00:08:50,739 Five minutes?! 256 00:08:50,808 --> 00:08:52,252 So, good talk. I'm going to let you guys 257 00:08:52,276 --> 00:08:53,787 get crack-a-lacking. 258 00:08:53,811 --> 00:08:57,146 I was ready to be annoyed, but that finger thing was cool. 259 00:08:57,181 --> 00:08:59,114 I don't know if I can go any faster. 260 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,561 My little body is already breaking down. 261 00:09:01,586 --> 00:09:03,552 Well, there's only one thing to do. 262 00:09:03,621 --> 00:09:04,631 - Work harder. - Half-ass it. 263 00:09:04,655 --> 00:09:06,121 Oh-oh, half-ass it. 264 00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:08,424 I don't know, that still sounds like a lot of ass. 265 00:09:08,492 --> 00:09:10,159 So, quarter-ass it is. 266 00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:13,095 Gonna throw just a little bit of my cheek in. 267 00:09:13,164 --> 00:09:15,831 ♪ Ooh, quarter-assin' ♪ 268 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,767 ♪ A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek ♪ 269 00:09:18,836 --> 00:09:21,437 ♪ Ooh, quarter-assin' ♪ 270 00:09:21,505 --> 00:09:24,840 ♪ A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek ♪ 271 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,576 ♪ Ooh, quarter-assin' ♪ 272 00:09:27,645 --> 00:09:29,945 ♪ A little bit of the cheek. ♪ 273 00:09:30,014 --> 00:09:32,581 Hey, guys, how was your day? How's Tweentrepreneurs? 274 00:09:32,617 --> 00:09:34,294 I don't want to talk about it. 275 00:09:34,318 --> 00:09:36,251 Great. We're pushing a lot of units, making bank. 276 00:09:36,287 --> 00:09:38,787 - How's Bob's Burgers? - Um, excuse me? 277 00:09:38,856 --> 00:09:40,567 Are you making bank? How many units are you pushing? 278 00:09:40,591 --> 00:09:42,636 Tell her you're pushing units. Tell her you're making bank. 279 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:44,660 Tina, you're-you're not making sense right now. 280 00:09:44,729 --> 00:09:46,495 I know, so business-y. 281 00:09:46,564 --> 00:09:49,331 Let's go, Gene. Smells like "entre-manure" in here. 282 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,345 That was me, but also, yeah. 283 00:09:51,369 --> 00:09:53,402 Okay, Dad, you didn't ask, but here are five things 284 00:09:53,437 --> 00:09:55,282 you could do right now to improve your business. 285 00:09:55,306 --> 00:09:56,546 - Smaller burgers. - Mm-hmm. Mm. 286 00:09:56,607 --> 00:09:58,251 Cook them ahead of time. Keep them warm under a lamp. 287 00:09:58,275 --> 00:09:59,608 - Mm-mm. Mm. - Raise prices. 288 00:09:59,677 --> 00:10:01,010 - Maybe buy a comb? - Mm. 289 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,645 You getting this, Bob? You taking notes? 290 00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:05,014 Tina, you're sounding kind of like a business monster. 291 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,349 I wouldn't say business master, it's just common sense. 292 00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:08,717 I-I said business monster. 293 00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:10,226 Can we circle back on this next week? 294 00:10:10,254 --> 00:10:11,520 I've got to make some calls. 295 00:10:11,589 --> 00:10:13,122 Also, the spinning made me nauseous. 296 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,723 Do you think she'd do our taxes? 297 00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:16,659 Wait, that customer in the booth over there. 298 00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:18,027 I-Isn't that our dine-and-dasher? 299 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,495 I don't think so. 300 00:10:19,563 --> 00:10:21,797 Mm, yeah, he doesn't look much like my sketch. 301 00:10:21,866 --> 00:10:23,232 Yeah, and this guy has a hat. 302 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,767 Well, anyone could put on a hat. 303 00:10:24,835 --> 00:10:27,169 It takes time. You got to find one that's flattering. 304 00:10:27,238 --> 00:10:28,537 - It's not that hard. - This guy, 305 00:10:28,606 --> 00:10:30,239 he thinks he looks good in any hat. 306 00:10:30,307 --> 00:10:32,875 Anyway, we can't just accuse him if we don't know for sure. 307 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:34,810 That's true. Uh, why don't you go over there 308 00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:36,045 and feel him out a little? 309 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:37,312 - Be sly. - You kidding? 310 00:10:37,381 --> 00:10:39,548 You're talking to Sly and the Family Stallone. 311 00:10:39,617 --> 00:10:42,384 Hello! So, you look like a busy person. 312 00:10:42,453 --> 00:10:44,586 - You ever eat on the run? - I'm sorry? 313 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,021 You like Christmas carols? 314 00:10:46,057 --> 00:10:47,423 ♪ Dashing through the snow. ♪ 315 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:49,591 You like that one? The one about dashing? 316 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,960 - She's great at this. - Uh, is-is something the matter? 317 00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:54,396 All right, we had a dine-and-dasher the other day, 318 00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:56,098 and you look a little bit like him. 319 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,367 - The guy had a hat and everything? - No, no hat. 320 00:10:58,402 --> 00:10:59,780 Oh, well, I can see why you'd be concerned. 321 00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:01,648 But if it was me, I would have to be crazy 322 00:11:01,672 --> 00:11:02,672 to come back, right? 323 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,039 I mean, uh, totally crazy. 324 00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:05,574 I'm sorry. 325 00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:07,576 I guess you got one of those faces 326 00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:09,578 where you look like other people, like owls. 327 00:11:09,647 --> 00:11:11,158 All owls look the same to me. 328 00:11:11,182 --> 00:11:12,715 Those big eyes. 329 00:11:12,783 --> 00:11:14,249 Oh, sure. You know, it's fine. 330 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:16,752 Oh, hope you enjoyed your meal. Here's your check. 331 00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:18,020 - It's not him. - Aah! 332 00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:20,122 - Okay, it's him. - Damn it! 333 00:11:20,191 --> 00:11:21,724 Hi, guys. Just popping in. 334 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,225 We couldn't finish these next door, 335 00:11:23,294 --> 00:11:25,294 so, naturally, I thought of you. 336 00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:27,463 Oh really, Tina? A third of a muffin? 337 00:11:27,531 --> 00:11:29,798 Thank you so much. 338 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:32,434 It's raisin something or other. It's not good. Anyway, 339 00:11:32,503 --> 00:11:34,970 we've had a ton of complaints about splinters, so... 340 00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:36,772 I'm doing my best. 341 00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:38,440 Any progress on my dust mask? 342 00:11:38,509 --> 00:11:40,242 Working on it, Rudy! 343 00:11:40,277 --> 00:11:42,222 What's it gonna take to get more work out of you guys? 344 00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:44,046 I've tried the carrot, I've tried the stick. 345 00:11:44,081 --> 00:11:45,647 And you even tried carrot sticks. 346 00:11:45,716 --> 00:11:48,417 - That was a dark day. - I'm feeling dizzy. 347 00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:50,297 Pull your shirt over your mouth and keep going, Rudy. 348 00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:51,653 Oh, good idea. 349 00:11:51,722 --> 00:11:53,622 Tina, you are this close to a walkout. 350 00:11:53,657 --> 00:11:55,991 Yeah, except walking also sounds like too much work. 351 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,459 Where am I?! 352 00:11:57,528 --> 00:11:59,428 Everything looks like a Wood Chuck! 353 00:11:59,497 --> 00:12:01,312 You broke Rudy, Tina! 354 00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:02,631 Rudy, you're fine! 355 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,633 Why is that Wood Chuck saying I'm fine?! 356 00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:07,336 That's it! We're out. We're on strike. 357 00:12:07,404 --> 00:12:09,638 Wait. What? Hey, we-we-we can work this out. 358 00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:11,787 I think I can get you guys, uh, SodaSpurt privileges. 359 00:12:11,842 --> 00:12:14,409 Maybe-maybe not flavored, but-but still, uh, bubbles. 360 00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:16,678 Put your bubbles in your butt! Come on, guys. 361 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:18,614 Fine! Where you gonna go with your skills? 362 00:12:18,682 --> 00:12:20,949 One of the other ten Wood Chuck factories in town? 363 00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:23,152 Oh, that's right. We're the only one! 364 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,320 Guys, nobody's buying Wood Chucks anymore. 365 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,246 I didn't make a sales chart, but if I did, it would go like this. 366 00:12:30,394 --> 00:12:31,960 Yeah. What happened to quality control? 367 00:12:32,029 --> 00:12:34,663 Instead of a cute smile, this one says "Tina's a butt." 368 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,288 This isn't Wood Chuck! I wouldn't hang out with this! 369 00:12:37,313 --> 00:12:39,011 Let's not sugarcoat it. 370 00:12:39,036 --> 00:12:40,469 Wood Chuck is dead. 371 00:12:40,538 --> 00:12:42,271 It's a greasy, googly patch on the road. 372 00:12:42,339 --> 00:12:42,873 Dang. 373 00:12:42,898 --> 00:12:44,497 Also, our entire labor force just quit. 374 00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:47,309 But to keep snacks coming, we need product. 375 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:49,278 So we turn the page... to Wood Chuck 2. 376 00:12:49,346 --> 00:12:51,346 Everything kids loved about Wood Chuck 1 377 00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:53,182 in a smaller package we don't even sand. 378 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,573 I've been working on it in secret. 379 00:12:54,598 --> 00:12:56,061 I mean, it only took a minute, 380 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:57,497 so it wasn't hard to not tell anyone. 381 00:12:57,521 --> 00:12:59,621 Wood Chuck? More like Wood Yuck. 382 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:01,523 Doesn't matter. It's new. We say it's cool. 383 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,325 Best of all, it sells for half price. 384 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,171 How can we sell it for half price? 385 00:13:05,196 --> 00:13:07,095 By squeezing our suppliers. 386 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,064 You got big ones, coming in here, 387 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,033 demanding cut-rate googly eye prices. 388 00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:12,734 Cajones! 389 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,126 You're gonna do it, too, dying mom-and-pop shop, 390 00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:18,184 or I take my business to the craft superstore in Bog Harbor. 391 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:20,309 Yarn Barn? On the outside, it's shaped like a barn, 392 00:13:20,377 --> 00:13:22,344 but on the inside, it looks like a normal store. 393 00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:23,846 It's ridiculous! 394 00:13:23,881 --> 00:13:25,681 - Well, can't wait to see it. - Yeah, bye. 395 00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:27,850 All right, fine, but if you want bulk prices, 396 00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:29,384 you take bulk quantity. 397 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,187 5,000 googlies, a hundred dollars, no returns! 398 00:13:32,256 --> 00:13:34,923 Gulp. I mean, not gulp. Confident. Can we get them on credit? 399 00:13:34,992 --> 00:13:37,092 Depends. Are you familiar with the concept 400 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,971 of jacked-up interest rates? 401 00:13:38,996 --> 00:13:40,562 - No. - Then sign here. 402 00:13:40,631 --> 00:13:42,664 I don't know, Tina. That's, like, a big risk 403 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,533 on something I still wouldn't hang out with. 404 00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:45,934 I believe in Wood Chuck 2. 405 00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,703 I mean, I believe people will buy anything 406 00:13:47,771 --> 00:13:50,506 with a higher number than the model that came before it. 407 00:13:52,811 --> 00:13:55,077 Huh. Should we have called it Wood Chuck Gold Series? 408 00:13:55,145 --> 00:13:57,212 - In wood? - Ooh, I want that. 409 00:13:57,248 --> 00:13:59,114 Mr. Frond, hypothetically, what would happen 410 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:01,516 if the Tweentrepreneurs had a really big googly eye bill 411 00:14:01,585 --> 00:14:02,951 they couldn't pay? 412 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,254 You'd be bankrupt, which happens. No shame. 413 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,623 - Oh, that's not so bad. - You'd also get an "F", 414 00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:09,424 and "Terrible at business" would be placed 415 00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:11,026 - on your permanent record. - Oh. 416 00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:12,895 And you're not a real company, so you couldn't 417 00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,075 really declare bankruptcy, so you'd have to pay your bill 418 00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,032 - or be criminally liable. - Oh, God! 419 00:14:17,101 --> 00:14:19,582 But, Tina, relax. Your question was hypothetical. 420 00:14:19,607 --> 00:14:20,569 Right. 421 00:14:20,638 --> 00:14:23,105 Whoa. Tina burned this crappy company to the ground. 422 00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:25,660 Yeah, where did she go to school? 423 00:14:25,685 --> 00:14:27,418 Oh. Where we do. 424 00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:32,388 Darn it, Tina! It's your fault we're flunking. 425 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,313 Now I'll never get into the Ivan League. 426 00:14:34,382 --> 00:14:36,048 Okay, okay, got a little distracted. 427 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:38,217 There were so many office birthday parties! 428 00:14:38,286 --> 00:14:40,491 Boy, I don't know what Edith and Harold are gonna do 429 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,661 when you tell 'em you don't have their googly eye money. 430 00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:45,119 I heard Edith put a knitting needle through a man's hand 431 00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:47,132 just because he didn't have exact change. 432 00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,592 Well, maybe they'll be super cool about it? 433 00:14:49,617 --> 00:14:51,851 Yeah, I wouldn't count on that. 434 00:14:54,497 --> 00:14:57,899 Ugh... 435 00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:01,457 It's not our fault we got double dined-and-dashed, Bob. 436 00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:02,804 It's like fool me once, shame on you. 437 00:15:02,872 --> 00:15:06,374 Fool me twice, guess where the shame is now? Still you! 438 00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:07,742 I don't think that's how it goes. 439 00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:09,577 - Hi there. - Oh, my God. 440 00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:10,878 Now this is chutzpah. 441 00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:13,014 I'm going around the neighborhood as a courtesy. 442 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,850 My identical twin brother has been dining and dashing 443 00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:17,752 in restaurants all over town. 444 00:15:17,787 --> 00:15:19,454 Your-your identical twin brother? 445 00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,289 Oh, yes... Gary. He's a bad seed. 446 00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,825 And he makes life very difficult for me, the good seed. 447 00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:25,593 How stupid do you think we are? 448 00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,795 Aw, it sounds like he's been here already. 449 00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:29,497 He was. You were! 450 00:15:29,566 --> 00:15:31,899 We're not buying your evil twin brother... hooey. 451 00:15:31,968 --> 00:15:33,434 Look, I was trying to do you a favor. 452 00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:35,470 I'm not even here to eat, although... 453 00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:37,605 - I am a little bit hungry. - Aha. 454 00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:39,252 Okay, I get it. You don't want to serve me. 455 00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:41,109 I'll tell you what. I'll prepay. Here's $20. 456 00:15:41,177 --> 00:15:43,478 - What can go wrong, huh? - Okay. 457 00:15:43,546 --> 00:15:45,179 That was amazing. 458 00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:47,482 - Let's settle up. How much? - Seven dollars. 459 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,684 Great. Let's throw a two-dollar tip on there. 460 00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:51,519 So what does that make now? Nine? 461 00:15:51,554 --> 00:15:53,621 Okay, just give me, uh, nine back from that 20. 462 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:55,723 - Uh, uh, right. - Nine from 20. 463 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,359 And seven, eight, nine, and... we're good. 464 00:15:58,428 --> 00:16:01,115 Wait. I think we did that backwards. 465 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,940 Uh, I-I-I thought something was wrong. 466 00:16:03,009 --> 00:16:05,342 Right, I was supposed to give you the nine. 467 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:07,444 Sorry. You have my 20. I have your nine. 468 00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:09,046 You're not trying to scam me, are you? 469 00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:10,592 - Nah, nah. - No, we're not. 470 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:11,827 Okay, wait, um, so I give you your nine, 471 00:16:11,852 --> 00:16:12,905 and you give me my 20. 472 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,597 Right. No, I... Sorry. I got it. 473 00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:16,093 Here we go. Nine back to you, and now we're square. 474 00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:17,350 - Okay. - And bye. 475 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,769 - Hey, watch out for my brother. - We will. 476 00:16:19,794 --> 00:16:22,195 Ugh. Imagine having a brother like that. 477 00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:25,952 Seven, tip makes nine. His 20, my... my nine. 478 00:16:25,977 --> 00:16:29,035 Damn it! He came in with 20, he left with 20, Lin. 479 00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:30,603 He got a free meal. 480 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:33,239 Both twins are evil. Their poor mother. 481 00:16:33,308 --> 00:16:36,609 So we've opened up this emergency meeting to everyone, 482 00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:38,623 even the kids from the other side of the cardboard. 483 00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:40,580 There's probably a nicer way of saying that. 484 00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:42,749 Oh, now we're invited to the meetings. 485 00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:44,996 When the company's in the toilet and the snacks are gone. 486 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,252 The snacks are gone?! 487 00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:47,687 We got to do something fast. 488 00:16:47,712 --> 00:16:49,089 We're up to our googly eyeballs in debt! 489 00:16:49,114 --> 00:16:51,381 - How bad is it? - That's pretty bad. 490 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:54,216 Oh, sorry, kids. I didn't see you in here. 491 00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:57,530 Now, how can we raise some cash from these horrible Wood Chucks? 492 00:16:57,566 --> 00:16:59,732 Louise, you want to kick things off 493 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,100 with the... perfect idea? 494 00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,903 Uh-uh. You guys created this mess, not us. 495 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,939 I will, however, bless this mess. 496 00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:07,674 You'll never unload these things. 497 00:17:07,742 --> 00:17:10,043 You might as well try to sell the whole stupid company. 498 00:17:10,078 --> 00:17:11,556 Yes, that's it! Unload the whole company 499 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:12,898 on some unsuspecting fool. 500 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:15,114 Ugh! I didn't mean to give you a real idea. 501 00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:17,239 - Ugh, but who? - Yeah. Ha-ha. 502 00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:18,952 Good luck finding your fool. 503 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,665 You think the streets are crawling with Teddys? 504 00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:23,156 - Aha! - No, I did it again! 505 00:17:23,181 --> 00:17:25,135 So what's this investment opportunity? 506 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,223 - Spoiler alert. I want in. - Good. 507 00:17:27,248 --> 00:17:29,006 I've never gotten in on the ground floor of anything. 508 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:31,067 I always chickened out. Not this time. 509 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,424 Okay, this is our product. 510 00:17:32,449 --> 00:17:35,117 Don't know what this is, and there's a big splinter in my hand. 511 00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:36,224 Not gonna let that bother me. 512 00:17:36,249 --> 00:17:38,450 By the way, we're not telling my mom and dad about you investing. 513 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,741 That raises red flags, 514 00:17:39,756 --> 00:17:41,422 like maybe I shouldn't be doing this. 515 00:17:41,447 --> 00:17:43,647 But I'm gonna quash that feeling so I don't miss out. 516 00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:45,326 - Let's do it. - Ah, Tina. 517 00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:47,362 - There you are. - So you weren't going out 518 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,030 - to look at the foliage. - Teddy, 519 00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:51,121 don't invest; the company's a stinker. 520 00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:52,533 Go away, you guys. 521 00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:54,669 Teddy, I'm warning you, you'd be wasting your money. 522 00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,160 You got to waste money to make money. 523 00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:57,972 - Teddy! - You're Bob's kid, 524 00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,019 and if your company is anything like Bob's Burgers, 525 00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,246 I know I'm getting in on something special. 526 00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:03,804 So here's my hundred dollars. 527 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:08,409 I think that's the sound of your soul leaving your body. 528 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,487 Teddy, I can't do it. Louise is right. 529 00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:15,979 The company is crap. We make a dangerous, worthless product. 530 00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:18,015 - Like shampoo. - Companies have growing pains. 531 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,950 - Perfectly normal. - Don't you get it? 532 00:18:20,019 --> 00:18:22,085 I was conning you. I'm a business monster. 533 00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:24,821 Wow. I don't know what to say, except that kind of honesty... 534 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,957 I've never believed in you more than right now. 535 00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:28,358 Take your money back, damn it! 536 00:18:28,427 --> 00:18:30,227 I'm just gonna give you more, Tina! 537 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,875 Teddy did not want to take that money back. 538 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,164 We did what we had to do. 539 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,193 Then everybody was staring, like they'd never seen 540 00:18:36,235 --> 00:18:37,968 three kids holding a crying man down, 541 00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:39,536 shoving money in his pants. 542 00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:40,804 I'm really sorry, guys. 543 00:18:40,873 --> 00:18:42,083 I don't know what got into me before. 544 00:18:42,107 --> 00:18:44,341 All I saw were dollar signs and snacks. 545 00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:46,543 You flew too close to the Sun Chips. 546 00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:49,212 You know, I think I'd rather be a good bad businessperson, 547 00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:51,638 like Dad, than a bad good businessperson. 548 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,750 Does that make sense? 549 00:18:52,818 --> 00:18:54,151 Is this one of those riddles 550 00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:55,819 where it turns out you're your own son? 551 00:18:55,888 --> 00:18:57,921 Gene, I-I think you sat on some googly eyes. 552 00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,982 That's okay, I'm used to eyes on my butt. 553 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,558 Oh, my God, guys. 554 00:19:01,627 --> 00:19:03,738 We never should have made Wood Chucks in the first place. 555 00:19:03,762 --> 00:19:05,062 We should have made... 556 00:19:05,097 --> 00:19:06,663 - Could Chucks. - Do what Chucks? 557 00:19:06,732 --> 00:19:09,399 Yeah, I'm not fol... I don't... I'm not following this. 558 00:19:09,435 --> 00:19:11,535 "Could Chucks," 'cause they could be anything. 559 00:19:11,604 --> 00:19:12,836 Googly eyes can go anywhere. 560 00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:14,738 Like... Phone Chuck? 561 00:19:14,807 --> 00:19:16,039 Inhaler Chuck. 562 00:19:16,075 --> 00:19:17,708 Zeke Chuck. 563 00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:19,343 We can sell them for 25 cents a pair, 564 00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:20,589 pay off our debt to Reflections, 565 00:19:20,613 --> 00:19:21,845 and still make a small profit. 566 00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:23,614 Well, let's get to selling, people. 567 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:25,973 But there's one thing we got to do first. 568 00:19:26,051 --> 00:19:28,051 - Tear down these walls! - Whoa, whoa. 569 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,220 But then it will look like you're as good as me. 570 00:19:30,289 --> 00:19:32,189 Oh, you're still vice president, Tammy. 571 00:19:32,224 --> 00:19:34,564 - Oh, phew. - The rest of us are presidents. 572 00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:35,525 What?! 573 00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:36,860 So, you sold off 574 00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:37,995 all your googly eyes, 575 00:19:38,063 --> 00:19:39,730 paid off Edith and Harold, and broke even? 576 00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:41,098 - Yep. - Aw. 577 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,233 I'm proud of my Tweentrepreneurs. 578 00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:44,935 And Mr. Frond gave us a B-minus. 579 00:19:45,004 --> 00:19:47,738 Oh, my God, a B-minus? That's a Belcher A. 580 00:19:47,806 --> 00:19:50,040 And I saved two googlies so I can put 'em on my bosom, 581 00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:52,075 and I can say, "My eyes are down here!" 582 00:19:52,144 --> 00:19:53,710 Hi. It's me. 583 00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:54,878 Unbelievable. 584 00:19:54,954 --> 00:19:56,520 - I-I know, I know. - You see? 585 00:19:56,548 --> 00:19:58,315 This is why we need a net from the ceiling. 586 00:19:58,384 --> 00:19:59,716 So when things like this happen, 587 00:19:59,785 --> 00:20:01,129 we could drop a net from the ceiling. 588 00:20:01,153 --> 00:20:02,953 No, please. I did it, I'm sorry. 589 00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:04,221 But your food is so good. 590 00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:05,877 I've never hit a place three times. 591 00:20:05,902 --> 00:20:07,368 Honestly, it's a compliment. 592 00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:10,450 You robbed us three times. That's not a compliment. 593 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,396 Look, here's all the money I owe you, I just... 594 00:20:12,464 --> 00:20:15,065 I want to be able to come here as a real customer. 595 00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:17,134 You want to be a real customer? 596 00:20:17,169 --> 00:20:19,603 I'm tired of dashing, Bob. Can we start over? 597 00:20:19,672 --> 00:20:22,105 All right, ground rules. 598 00:20:22,174 --> 00:20:23,718 You sit on this stool, away from the door 599 00:20:23,742 --> 00:20:26,010 - and cash register. - You don't touch anything. 600 00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:28,679 Louise and Gene are gonna duct tape your hands and your feet. 601 00:20:28,747 --> 00:20:29,980 That seems fair. No problem. 602 00:20:30,015 --> 00:20:31,381 I don't even know what's happening, 603 00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:32,949 - but I love it. - Pay first. 604 00:20:33,062 --> 00:20:35,396 Push your wallet across the counter with your face. 605 00:20:35,421 --> 00:20:36,665 And don't talk while we make change. 606 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,789 In fact, we're not even making change, it's all tip. 607 00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:41,324 I say we do this for all our customers now. 608 00:20:41,393 --> 00:20:42,959 We'll feed you your burger. 609 00:20:43,028 --> 00:20:45,128 Hi, I'm Tina. I'll be your feeder today. 610 00:20:45,197 --> 00:20:46,574 Would you like me to pretend your food 611 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:48,209 -is some sort of airplane or train? - Train, please. 612 00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,477 You're a good businessman, Dad. 613 00:20:49,501 --> 00:20:50,447 Thank you, Tina. 614 00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:53,970 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster ♪ 615 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:57,441 ♪ Pushing units and making bank ♪ 616 00:20:57,509 --> 00:21:01,111 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster ♪ 617 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:04,448 ♪ Her cardboard office is totally swank ♪ 618 00:21:04,516 --> 00:21:08,552 ♪ She's pounding soda, living on snacks ♪ 619 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:11,788 ♪ She'll talk about it later, she'll circle back ♪ 620 00:21:11,857 --> 00:21:15,459 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster ♪ 621 00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:19,262 ♪ Walking around like her crap don't stank ♪ 622 00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:22,365 ♪ She's a business monster, a business monster. ♪ 623 00:21:22,434 --> 00:21:27,007 ... 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